I learned a few self-defense moves – I can flip someone who weighs more than me and smack them on the ground, I can temporarily cripple someone, and I can make sure you never breed again – but none are any good if the assailant has a weapon. But… still good to know. The funny thing is that the guy who taught me the moves was (and still is) a douchebag so I can’t deny that I enjoyed flipping and smacking him on a hardwood floor SEVERAL TIMES “just to make sure I understood the move” even though I got it on the first try.
Dan, anyone, this is Marlene Dietrich – yes? no?