Nazi soldier

nazi-877I had a dream last night that I was awoken in the middle of the night and there were two soldiers with M-16s in my bedroom trying to get me out of bed. At first I thought they were Nazis because they were asking me if I was Jewish (I am not) and to come with them. I resisted and explained that I was not Jewish. And then I realized that I was in my bedroom, this was definitely 2016, and these guys were not speaking German or even English with a German accent. I said “What are you, fucking Nazis?” and the soldiers replied they were not Germans or Nazis this was Trump America. I did finally convince them that I am not Jewish but then they said “But you are gay, right? So come with us”. And I was dragged out of bed.

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